A Bite in the Onion

Oh, The Onion. It just makes me laugh till I cry.

The question in the American Voices series of today's print issue is, "Last week, the U.S. Senate narrowly voted down a proposed Constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. What do you think?"

Patrick Walsh (left), minces no words: "Hopefully this will put to rest the gays' filthy desire to file joint tax returns once and for all."

Derek Holloway responds, "I won't rest until we declare heterosexuality the official sexuality of the United States."

And Dane West thinks it's "a little strange that the proponents of the amendment would have to do God's work for Him, but I guess it's a pretty big job."

Read a few more answers at the Onion's website.


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